Charlie is bored and wants to rant.

[♥Charlie]

Yup, Charlie-kins is ranting, so just read through my list of really stupid things, or just totally ignore it if you want. Either way, I don't care. So, anyway...here's the list of stuff I hate:

• Conceited bitches. Especially conceited bitches that are actors/actresses. Especially those that are in the drama club. >.< Ugh, I hate how they think everything revolves around them! One tried to be my "friend" for a while, but that quickly ended when I kept giving her the cold shoulder and "accidentally" whacked her in the face during badminton in gym when trying to serve. Hey, she was asking for it.
  Oh, and these people are starting to infect Neopets as well. When I was trolling out of pure boredom with a few friends of mine (which was hilariously fun), this girl came to the board and was basically crashing us, but denying that and saying she didn't come to boards unless they were already crashed. We were still role playing like idiots, uncrashed. Later on, when we revealed ourselves to be literates that were just having some fun, she started to call us childish and such and act all superior. And the entire fucking time, in her signature, in bright pink font, was a phrase of some kind that either said she belonged center stage or she was the star of the show or something. Can't remember. BUT GOOD LORD YOU ARE NOT THAT SPECIAL NOW SHUT UP PLEASE. >.<
  
• Poser emos. These are the people who act emo for no fucking reason. They cut themselves and cry and such just because Mommy won't let them get a new CD or something. Ugh. My friend is one of these people, who is emo for God knows what reason (I suspect Twilight), and overdosed on painkillers because her parents said she couldn't date her boyfriend anymore. AND YET SHE STILL CONTINUES DATING HIM BEHIND THEIR BACKS! I think she just wants attention. >.<
  There's also this other sorta-friend of mine who blows every single fucking thing out of proportion. When a boyfriend breaks up with her, she carves their initials somewhere on her body. And then she flaunts this kind of stuff around, asking if it looks bad because "it hurt when I cut it." ORLY? I DIDN'T EXPECT SLICING OPEN YOUR SKIN TO BE SO GOD DAMN PAINFUL. I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING WONDERFUL FEELING. >(
  
• A certain someone who kept flirting with my friend for the longest time before turning him down when he asked her out. And this is the same friend that blows everything out of proportion. She came into the geometry classroom almost every fucking day to flirt with a guy friend of mine, and when he got the courage to ask her out, she turned him down, saying there was someone else she liked. >.< She suggested they would be friends, but he turned her down rather harshly (though personally I think she deserved it). He was upset at the time, and normally wouldn't do something like that, and was crying about it during second lunch. (I have first lunch, so I had to hear all this from my friend.) Now she keeps reminding him about it. >.<
  
• Miley Cyrus. Someone needs to tell that bitch to grow the fuck up. I mean, seriously! The world does not revolve around you! And so help me, if another one of those kids convinces the bus driver to play another fucking Hannah Fucking Montana CD all the way to the elementary school, someone's gonna get it.
  
• Stephenie Meyer/Twilight. If you're a Twilight fan, you might not want to read this. I mean no offense to any fans who are members, but remember that this is my own personal rant, and I can rant about this book if I want to. It's horrible. It was poorly written by a Mormon woman who must not have a good love life. (I mean no offense to Mormons; I have a couple of friends who are Mormons themselves.) Bella is obviously a self-insert, and not the good, go-crazy-in-role-plays-and-create-lulz kind. She's one of the fall-in-love-with-a-vampire-and-become-really-beautiful kind. UGH. I have no idea what's so great about that...that...glorified fanfiction, as many have put it! If you like it, please give me an adequate reason so I can stop staying awake at night wondering how such shit could get so popular among people of all ages, genders, and races. VAMPIRES DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE.
  
• Supposed "literate" or "advanced" role players. These are the kind of people with the posts that ramble on an on and don't really have a point until the last two or three posts, which means you have to read a load of garbage before you can get an actual response. What's worse is that these people actually think they're amazing writers and criticize you just because your reply was a post too short or something. They're especially horrible in one on ones.
  
• Periodic menstrual cycle. 'Nough said.
  
• Mood swings. They're horrible! And I'm not talking about the ones you get during your period. Oh, no, these are the ones that can hit at any fucking time of the month! (Of course, they worsen with PMSingness, but normal ones are still bad!) I mean, I can't be one emotion for an hour. I really can't. If I try to be serious or solemn or something, I'll end up bursting into an uncontrollable giggle fit over something stupid, and when I'm trying to be all happy and cheerful when chatting with my friends, a small wave of depression will wash over me, and I usually just stare out the window or something until it passes. I HATE THEEEESE!
  
• Stupid one on one requesters. Ugh. These are the worst when looking for a good one on one. Usually I'll have a page set up, and it lists what I don't do as well as what I do. On the list is the word "modern," and for good reason. But then again, there has to be someone Neomailing me or something asking for one, and I accept 'cause I'm such a softhearted bitch. >.< Then what happens? I have to end up playing the male usually (and since my males aren't OMGHOOTTT, I get complaints sometimes) and when I try to start interaction, their character will just look my way, maybe say hi, then go off to smoke a cigarette or something. Then later on they'll claim the role play is "boring" and they want to quit.
  
• Tobacco. Hate this shit. Outlaw it ASAP. Cigarettes are what I hate the most. It's bad enough that I have to walk out in the fucking cold to get from the 200 hall to the choir room (which is in a separate building next to the gym), and I don't appreciate the fact that in order to get there, I have to hold my breath until I'm about three feet away from the main building because some idiots are having a nicotine fit. Well, on the bright side, it is helping me get better at not having to take a breath for several measures in choir. Still, I don't want to risk the lung cancer from secondhand smoke.
  
• Mom not shutting up. By this, I mean when it's ten thirty, I have a huge test tomorrow, and Mom barges into the room, talking loudly on her cell phone. Then she complains about how I'm always so groggy in the morning. GEE. I WONDER WHY? I COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DISTURBING MY SLEEPING TIME! And I can be the biggest bitch in the world when I don't have enough sleep or food.
  
• Idiots who don't give a damn. I'm tired of people who join classes like choir and band just because they think it's an easy class to pass and don't put forth the effort. I also hate the people who join clubs and stuff just to get out of class, but thankfully the drama club doesn't seem to have that problem. (Yay~) If I was the person in charge, I'd kick their asses to the curb in the first week, regardless of their potential. Potential is nothing unless you apply it and work hard. >(
  
• High school. In the three minutes we have in between classes to get from point A to point B, get our books from our lockers, and take a shit, I wonder why teachers are so testy about tardiness. Okay, I get it that all of the freshman classes (electives aside, but we get five minutes to get to those) are on the 100 and 200 halls (other than gym, but we mean in the health classroom and then head from the cafeteria to the gym, which is a pretty short trek), but that's hardly enough time! Some teacher allow you to be a little late if you go in, set your stuff down, and got to the bathroom, which I think is a good idea. We don't have "sweepers" like we do in the middle school; here the students just sign tardy logs and stuff, and get detention if they get three.
  
• Not being able to find even one Higurashi layout for my lookup. It's easily my favorite anime, and it's pretty popular, but I can't find a single layout for it. And I suck at CSS, so I can't make one myself. D8 If someone knows where I can find one, please give me the link.
  
• Fathers who don't send cards. I don't care if you don't send me a present for Christmas or my birthday, BUT IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO BUY A GOD DAMN CARD AT WAL-MART AND MAIL IT. Or at least live a better message than, "Happy birthday. Call me. *click*" Hell, I don't think I even got a call on Christmas. >.> Dad sure knows his way around a ginormous and very complicated navy ship, but he's clueless when it comes to these kinds of thing apparently.
  
• People who ask for critique but get all pissy when you give it to them. Seriously, if you don't like the advice people are going to give you, don't ask for it! I could understand if it were flames, but when people are actually helping you, don't get mad at them! (I swear, if I find something like this on Raeo, someone's gonna be gutted like a fish. >.>)
  
• People who give you work and do nothing. No, I'm not talking about Jake, I'm talking about Mom...again. She complains about doing nails all day and makes me clean the house and stuff, while I have to go through a hellhole called high school and not go crazy while having the homework piled on. In fact, the other day, she came home early 'cause it was snowing. I DIDN'T GET THAThttp://raeo.proboards.com/index.cgi
  Raeo - Preview Message PRIVILEGE. >(
  She also tried to stick a pencil into an electric socket. I stopped her before she made her idiotic mistake. And she says I'm not a loving daughter. Pfft.
  
• The Constitution's amendments. Memorizing all twenty-seven in about two days is insane. I'm starting to really dislike my Political Science teacher. D8
  
• CP classes. Why are my teachers doing this to me? ;~; I'M NOT THAT SMART. DX
  
• Realizing you're gonna get a C in English now. Shit. Forgot to turn in that God damn AR tests. WHO DROPS YOUR GRADE AN ENTIRE LETTER FOR A DAMN AR TEST? >.> She must know about my dislike of Twilight.
  
• Middle schoolers. The majority of them are annoying fucks I want to duct tape to a skateboard and roll them out of the back emergency exit while the bus is moving as I listen to them scream. =3
  
• Non-responders. Okay, I get it when you're busy, but when you start a really good role play, then drop it randomly and not reply ever again, Charlie gets pissed. I've had role plays that would've turned out amazing if people could just reply! If there was something wrong with their email or something, they could've Neomailed me or something. >.>
  
• Preps. The whole reason behind KTP.
  
• Friends who you're not sure are still your friends. I dunno if my budz are still budz, since they don't really tell me about important stuff anymore, like the fact that I could've gone to festival with the advanced women, but when I asked about it, they told me it was none of my business. Also, a total of two people showed up at my birthday party, and I invited at least ten. I miss Amy. ;~; I also miss Caroline, Kennedy, Maria, and all my friends I had back in Italy. So much for keeping in touch. *huggles scrapbook her friends made for her when she left*
  
• Mondays. They don't deserve to exist.
  
• Non-literates mucking up literate boards. Alright, if you don't know how literate you are, the best thing to do is make a board asking for people to evaluate your role playing skills, then posting a usual introduction for you. If it's a list intro, you're most definitely not literate. If it's paragraph, you might be, but it depends. What gets me is when these people who think they're literate get on and post one-post intros and one-liners and stuff, then get mad if people ignore them or tell them they have to improve to role play on the board. Uuuuuuugh.
  
• People who are extremely hyper in the mornings. These are people who are hyper to the EXTREME when it's still eight am. They're all bouncing around and stuff, and keep poking you when you're trying to get a bit of shuteye before school starts. I can understand if you have ADHD or something, BUT SUSANNA GODDAMMIT YOU DO NOT, SO DON'T POKE ME AWAKE JUST TO TELL ME THAT IN THE NEWS ROWLING SAID DUMBLEDORE WAS GAY. IF I DON'T CARE, IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I. WANT. SLEEP. >(
  Plus I totally saw that one coming anyway. *shot'd*
  
• Canon mutilation. No, I'm not talking about the fun mutilation where your character gets to rip another character's body apart and stuff and you get iced on Neo 'cause it's not "age appropriate" (even though the boards are meant for teens and adults anyway). In this kind, it usually involves a bad self-insert who has a canon falling in love with them, and apparently they fangirl/boy over this person, yet the play them totally wrong. That's confusing. If you don't even know their proper personality, why do you like them so much, then? >.>
  
• Overused Pokemon. I hate it when a Pokemon I like gets so overused that I have to be careful when role playing them. >.> Plus, all this popularity makes me like the Pokemon less. I used to really love Eevee, but now I think it's okay. I'll still always love Pikachu, though. Always. It was my first Pokemon, and the most pwnsome member of my team back in the day. =3
  
• Annoying little kids. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR BFF. Dx I'm not a fucking babysitter! And if I was, I expect good payment!
  

Well, I probably got tons more to add to the list, but I'll stop there. It's already TL;DR. xDD And I didn't see anything anywhere that said rants had to be about role plays only, so I tossed in other things that really bugged me. *slinks off to go look for that layout now*
If you read that whole thing, have a giant cookie. *tosses*

[Song]

ooC:
I read the entire thing~ And I have to say I agree with most
I refuse to stop liking something because it's popular though ;0; *loves Glaceon*
It's the only pure ice type that's a mammal, it's not my fualt it's an eevee too.*sob*

But! I may be able to tell you about Twilight.
I read and own the entire series, yet I can still speak English, and not be a Mary-sue (I need an award or something XD ). The only driving force for that series was the fact that it had good potential. I never really noticed the lack of personality characters had, until I finished. I guess the entire time, I was halfway inserting my own characters personalities in. In my 'creative mind' (as my dear mom puts it) Bella was on a constant PMS Trip, her dad was a secret drunk, Edward was a pervert who only wanted one thing (yet failed always) and the forest town was secretly filled with pixies. o.o That made the books interesting. XD

Lalala~

[Bad Horse]

I read Twilight and the rest of the series, too. I started them two years ago, befor ethe third was out and they got crazy popular. I didn't really notice the flaws till I got to the third. I was just in love. I blame silly-middle-school-girl syndrome. I actually wrote I lovely speech about what a terrible and destructive book it is (BSed the whole thing) and got an A so you have a point.

[♥Charlie]

Yay! People who agree with me!
I've never thought of reading Twilight that way. =O Maybe if I did, things would've been a whole lot easier to swallow. xDD
If I were to give a speech like that, I'd most likely get an F. My teacher is in love with that book, like everyone else. D8

[Banette]

xD My English teacher hates Twilight.

So I'm all " LOL UR COOL."

Then we talked about fanfics for a bit while I waited for my bus.

[Song]

Yea. Twilight was fun, until it got overrated.
It's just odd to be sitting in study hall, with a goth girl on one side, and a cheerleader on the other, reading the same book. Oo;

How much cooler would the book be if the entire story was Bella's dream while she was in a coma after a plane crash? =0 I just thought of that now. You wouldn't know until the end, and then she'd be insane, looking for some vampire. Haha

[♥Charlie]

If that were true, Song, then it would actually make sense, and I'll burst into tears on the spot from pure happiness.
I'm still trying to figure out why people like it so much. >.<

[Firespirit]

Hey I'm in middle school

But I don't know if I qualify I'm older than a lot of my freshmen friends NOT because I got held back but my parents thought I'd like it better being the oldest kid than the youngest in my grade so whoooopdedoo I'm like a year older than everyone else.

WELL anyways read most of your rant and agree with most of it. Although I do like twilight, I hate how overly-loved it's getting... It's like EVERYONE is reading twilight now (I read it back when no one had heard about it) and it's kind of crazy. OH and I agree Stephenie Meyer sucks at writing... she just stumbled across an amazing plot and characters (not that she developed them amazingly or anything I just love Jacob Black no matter who's writing about him) but I think the books would be much better if someone who wasn't her wrote it :3 But I don't mind them as they are (I need to get my fill of Jacob or I might explode. Not really. But he's my favorite.)

[Song]

I walked into FYE yesterday to buy Pokémon stuff (I found the second movie of DVD for 7$, yay!), and it looked like Edward Cullen thew up all over the place. They had the movie playing (and by the 5 seconds I watched it, I could tell it sucked), and every piece of merchandise related to Twilight that might have ever existed. Including (but not limited to): Life sized cardboard cut outs of Ed and Bella, Umbrellas, shirts, jewelery. Gosh, I made a point to not look at it all. I just skirted around the edge of the store near the poor selection of video games until I found the only source of manga and anime in the entire mall since they closed down the book store ( DX *sob*) There I hid until I found Pokémanz 2000 and a Riolu key chain, then I got out of there and found my mom doing her taxes at H&R Block.
And that was my mall adventure! =0

Somehow I feel like I got off topic here o.o;

[Pink]

I have to agree with you on just about everything you said. People suck, kids are annoying, and Miley Cyrus needs to grow up. I swear it's the dumbass people who ruin the world God made up. Thus leading to that Earth sucks. u_u [wants to live in the world of pokemon]
As for the bitches and preps. I. Hate. them. all. Like you said, they think they are better than everyone else and if your a virgin [unlike them] or read/play video games[which they can't do cuz they CANT read] they make fun of you.
Mood Swings. I'm here for you. I know JUST what you mean they are very annoying and ruin your day.
Twilight I actually liked and I think it's so popular because it has a different breed of vampire [one that sparkles which is pushing it with me] and I [like Song] liked it because I put my OWN characters in the place of Bella and Edward, which made me feel like I was there but that is how I read books. -shrug- BUT it IS only a book, not a bible and I think that HALF the preps who read it don't even get it. Most of them only read it because all the people at school read it and all that FUN stuff. It's kinda like the new harry potter or something. It's a good book but there are always better. But that just my opinion, I'm not obsessed with it and I'm not about to cling to Edward and be all like 'he's mine bitch' because that's what my OWN characters are there for ^^ plus your own characters are SO much better than ANY character from ANY book >D
And I'll end my short rant-like-respond to your rant x3 You made GREAT points which makes me sigh of relief, finally SOMEONE says when everyone is thinking 83

[Firespirit]

I'd just like to agree with you on the whole menstrual cycle thing. I always get mine at the worst time possible. It makes me want to punch someone. T.T

Stupid special time of month.

And you know what else? I hate those stupid tampon commercials that are all: OUTSMART MOTHER NATURE. And those weird valentines day cards they had in my magazine (did anyone else see those? It was like: Roses are red, and so is your period! And another one was all let the love FLOW. Damn you tampon company whose name I can't remember)

And yes. So I agree with you there ^^