The Raeo Thread of LEGENDZ

[Banette]

No, not legendary Pokemon. Members! Characters! LINEBECKS!

If YOU see a member on YOUR Raeo doing or possessing something legendary, please bring it to attention here! Maybe someday, YOU TOO WILL BECOME FAMOUS AND LEGENDARY.

Names have been changed slightly to avoid offense and lawsuits in Banette's general direction.

Now let's go. :3

The Mysterious G-Mod Light
Once upon a day, there lived a Canadian by the codename of Light. Now, Light was the kind, ass-kicking head G-Mod of a site called Raeo. Everyone was happy.
Then one day, Light disappeared off the face of the earth. Things fell into lawless chaos. Jakob and Charley began fighting, Manette had more work that didn't belong to him dumped on him, and Phoenix... Well.. We're not sure what she was doing. Fapping, probably.
Will Light ever be restored to Raeo? We can only wait and see...

The Legendary Skirt
One day, there was a character by the name of... Starlett. Now, Starlett was a regular human woman, just like everyone else. However, there was one thing she possessed that took her out of the ranks of normal humans- a skirt so short, that it was legendary.
It was said that this skirt, while skintight, would instantly flash somebody should she blink while they stood behind her. Well, should she do ANYTHING while someone was behind her, they'd be flashed. But don't take my word for it- this is merely what I hear.
Go off and find Starlett and experience the legend for yourself someday.

... More legends are needed~ Please send in any ideas in, should you have any.

(Remember, this is purely done for lulz and good fun. Please don't hurt meee....)

[Jake]

The Great In Character Mystery of Raeo
There once was a role playing forum named Raeo. It was full of happy, friendly, and sometimes flailing people who loved to role play pokemon. It's plot was simple: People just going about this new region doing whatever brought them lulz.
But you see, it's said that this simple plot is a lie. A cake, if you will. Some say that there is something behind this plot. A mystery that can only be solved by making it to the end and beating the game. However, some say that the mystery can be solved by putting the pieces together. Others still say that this is all just a myth and the plot really is as simple as it seems.
So which one is it? Is there really a plot behind the plotless plot? Will you be able to put the pieces together or will you have to beat the game to find out? Or will you just dismiss this as an urban legend (even though it was posted by the admin)?
I DUNNO. YOU. TELL. ME.

[Song]

<sup>The Legend of Raeo's suspended animation

Once there was a pair of Eeveeloutions that were as different as night and day. But they worked in harmony to make the Raeo site look awesome.

Sadly, they were stuck in a painful looking pose.
The eeveeloution of light is in a constant free-fall
the one of darkness is trying to catch the one of light in it's mouth.
Will they ever meet with one another? Only time will tell.</sup>

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