Everything Jake Hates Involving Role Plays

[Jake]

Okay, here's everything that gets me rilled up about role players that I can think of at the moment. I might remember some later or I might discover new things in the future, but those will go in other threads that I will make. So for now...

No, your sucky life does not make you look cool
GOOD LORD! I hate hate HATE it when role players give their characters horrible lives. There are exceptions, but not many. They make their characters and then go on and on about his or her terrible past. But what gets me is when they expect you to think that their character is so cool and you to be jealous of them. I do not envy a child who's parents die in a fire. I happen to like my parents and wish them no harm. The stupid role player expects everyone to think that their character is so cool and amazing. Only the idiots will say, "LYK OMG UR PARENTS R DED OMG UR SO HOT!!!!1!1!"
What's worse is that it is insulting. Expecting people to admire someone who has had a tragic past is like spitting in the eye of someone who is actually living a tragic life. They may have had no choice of what happens to them and for someone to expect others to think their amazing for having a tragic life is disgusting.
And all this, "TEEM GALATIC TESTED ON ME AND NOW IM A POKEMORPH OMG IM SO POWREFLU NOW FEAR ME NOW GIVE ME SYMPATHEE" is just fucked up. I need not explain why. But it does bring me to my next rant...

Get your damn morphs away from my goal
Of all the real teams that exist in Pokemon, only one would want pokemorphs. That team is Team Rocket and the ONLY reason they would want morphs is to sell them. They don;t want you to be soldiers, they don't want you as a weapon, they would only want you to sell and make money. Don;t make yourself seem important by saying that you were morphed so that you could be used as the most powerful thing ever. No. You are a sales item at best.
As stated, Team Rocket would only want morphs. No other team.
Team Magma wants to put more land on the planet. No morphs needed.
Team Aqua wants to flood the world. No morphs needed.
Team Galactic wants to create a new world. No morphs needed.
If you make up a team that makes morphs as UBER WEAPONS then go ahead, but know that you will have one dumb ass team.
Until then, keep your damn morphs out of my goal.

BITCH, PLEASE!
Super egos. I despise them with a burning passion. In real life too, but I'm talking role plays now.
There is a difference between role playing someone who has a big head and thinks they're great and role playing someone who thinks they're great because you made them absolutely amazing and wonderful. Get over yourself. If your character has been the champion of every region, has never lost a battle in their life, is drop dead gorgeous, has the strongest Pokemon ever, guess why. It's because you made them that way.
BITCH, PLEASE!
You ain't nothin'.

I'd rather let you die
Ever been in that situation where you're having a perfectly good role play only to have some jerk come in and automatically get into some kind of trouble and expect you to come and save them?
They just jump right in and are suddenly hanging from the side of a burning building that apparently exists now. They will go crazy trying to get you to save their character with messages such as, "SHES ABOUT TO FAL OF THE BILDING SAVE HER!!" and what happens if you ignore their cries for attention? The role player will bitch and whine and complain. If it's not all about them, they hate it. And for that, I hate them and their death pron characters. I'd rather let you die.

R.I.P. Japan
Those damn weeaboos are everywhere. There's no escape. They find you. They are role playing and they constantly use baka and other Japanese terms to make themselves look witty, smart, really cool, or all of the above. Usually all of the above. Every time a wapanese flook says baka, a Japanese citizen chokes on a fish. Soon, Japan will die out completely.
Rest in peace, Japan. We shall miss thee.

It's not personal
I hate people who are too sensitive to their characters. Your character gets in a fight with their character and your character insults their character and the role player takes it personally. They then get really pissed and attack your character and then you., if you proceed to have your character insult theirs. They take it too personally. "OMG U SHULDNT SAY THT TO HER CAUSE SHES NOT UGLY U R!!!1!!"
It's not personal. Calm down.

PH3@R MEH!!!11
I hate it when people have characters that they think are most fearsome people in existence. I hate it when your character insults their character and they say that you should have done that cause now their going to kill your character. You insult them and their all, "OOOOOOHHHH now ur going 2 die! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1" Until you keep your character from dying, and then they get upset cause you're not afraid of them. Then they throw a fit. It get annoying. I will not PHE@R U!!!
Fear me.
Fear me and my ability to actually role play.


So there's my rant. Maybe you can use this to see what not to do. If I see anyone doing any of these things I hate, I will bring hell upon their heads. And then IL KILL THM LOLOLOLOLOLOL
*shot'd*

[Bad Horse]

I don't know about your morphs arguement. Using them as weapons seems like a pretty brilliant idea. They're super human. All the convenience of a minion and the minion's minions in one. The only people who would actually buy them would be sex offenders or various other freak shows. If Team Magma had some sandslash morphs, they could manipulate the earth to expand the land mass and fire types might be even more helpful because of the possibility of volcano manipulation. Team Aqua would do the same but with water types. Plus, those two always seem to be at war so having a badass superhuman weapon would be awfully useful.
I don't see anyway in which TG would benefit from morphs, though, so I see your point.

[Jake]

Yes, but what I was really trying was that I hate it when people make characters that are morphs just so they can hate on a team that they said, "made them that way" and look important and cool. Like, "TEAM MAGMA MADE ME AN EEVEE MORPH!"
That's what I hate.
:3

[Bad Horse]

Yeah, that's major fail. Morphs are such a cool concept but then people just like... killed them. Every past is the same. They were all kidnapped by (insert evil syndicate here) and experimented on. Silly roleplayers! They would use those already loyal to them for the dangerous tests! Less chance of free will in the product C:
Yeah. I feel ya